Cast:

• Norm MacDonald Mitch Weaver
• Artie Lange Sam McKenna
• Jack Warden 'Pops' McKenna
• Traylor Howard Kathy
• Don Rickles Mr. Hamilton
• Christopher McDonald Travis Cole
• Chevy Chase Dr. Farthing
• Bradley Reid Mitch
• Matt Steinberg Mitch
• Joseph Sicilia Sam
• Austin Pool Sam
• Gerry Mendicino Manetti
• A. Frank Ruffo Aldo
• Hrant Alianak John Kirkpatrick
• Michael Vollans Derek
• Grant Nickalls Jason
• Deborah Hinderstein Charlene
• Scott Gibson Frat Guy
• Laura Stone Veronica
• Polly Shannon Toni-Ann
• Rummy Bishop Homeless Guy at Apartment
• James Carroll Middle-Aged Guy
• Henry Chan Doctor at Fat Clinic
• David Koechner Anton Phillips
• Paul O'Sullivan A.D.
• Uni Park Lin Young the Saigon Whore
• Boyd Banks Creepy Harry
• B.J. McQueen Big Wet Man
• Tony Meyler Lobby Henchman
• Shane Daly Door Henchman
• James Binkley Unaffected Henchman
• James Downey Martin, Homeless Guy
• Fred Wolf Homeless Guy
• Wilfrid Bray Homeless Guy
• Jessica Booker Mrs. Murphy
• Johnie Chase Policeman
• Conrad Bergschneider Policeman
• Kay Hawtrey Gladys
• Lloyd White Ron
• Dini Petty Dini Petty
• Mike Anscombe Mike Anscombe
• Howard Jerome Foreman
• Arturo Gil Midget Paul
• Rebecca Romijn Bearded Lady
• Joslyn Wenn Jenkins' Fantasy Girl
• Robbie Rox Huge Prisoner
• Chris Gillett Suit Guy
• Kevin P. Farley Theater Worker
• Sanjay Talwar Theater Worker
• Trevor Bain Henchman Jenkins
• Gord Martineau Gord Martineau
• George Sperdakos Opera Critic
• Eleanor Doyes Opera Critic's Date
• Laura Pudwell Opera Lady
• Emilio Roman Baritone Errante
• George Chuvalo Ring Announcer
• Gary Coleman Himself
• Ken Norton Himself
• Christine Odom Aunt Jenny
• Robert Shipman Crossing Guard
• Richard Sali Ed
• Michael A. Miranda Low Life
• Mif Mif Low Life
• Cliff Saunders Car Radio Thief
• Bess Motta Aerobics Instructor
• Arlaine Wright Aerobics Instructor
• Michael Stevens Rock Guitarist
• Chris Farley Jimmy
• John Goodman Mayor Adrian Riggins
• Adam Sandler Satan
• Jennifer Steede Woman at Bar