Cast:

• Gable Carr Rachel Hubber
• Patrick Casey Mike
• Patrick Cavanaugh Pete Hanson
• James DeBello Cliff Richards
• Marieh Delfino Gerri Farber
• Tony Denman Newmar
• Larry Drake Dean Dryer
• Danielle Fishel Marla
• Vida Guerra Violet
• Jeremy Howard Eli
• Paul H. Kim Wang
• Jennifer Lyons Lynne
• Kip Martin Stukas
• Worm Miller Brady
• Chris Owen Booker McFee
• Richard Riehle Captain Bunkley
• Nicolas Shake Dante
• China Shavers Robin Daniels
• Charles Shaughnessy Professor Rex Cavendish
• Oren Skoog Rusty Daugerdaus
• Justin Whalin Foosball
• Catherine Watson Tech Girl #1
• Sara Watson Tech Girl #2
• Scot Boland Teacher
• Jasmin St. Claire Mrs. Bunkley / Summer Solstice
• Kinna McInroe Olga
• Lola Davidson Po Mo Girl #1
• Suzy McCoppin Po Mo Girl #2
• Heather Storm Po Mo Girl #3
• Scott Brandon Pirates Cove Bartender
• Joyce Brothers Celebrity Judge #1
• Ted Lange Celebrity Judge #2
• Kato Kaelin Celebrity Judge #3
• Raquel Velasquez Club Bartender
• Travis Van Winkle Frat Guy
• Michael Enright Russian Drug Dealer #1
• Walter Stewart Russian Drug Dealer #2
• Skyy John Shady Vendor
• Gerald C. Rivers Roaming Vendor
• Thomas Crnkovich Rolo
• Bryan Lukasik Naked Boy
• Yousef Abu-Taleb
• Julia Beatty Pole Dancer / Mexican Village Call Girl
• King Con Club Band
• Brian Farber Badgered husband
• Mick Gallagher Walla Group
• Jeanine Harrington Bar Girl
• Julian Wells Po Mo Girl 2