Cast:

• Spencer Tracy Capt. C. G. Culpepper
• Milton Berle J. Russell Finch
• Sid Caesar Melville Crump, DDS
• Buddy Hackett Benjy Benjamin
• Ethel Merman Mrs. Marcus
• Mickey Rooney Ding 'Dingy' Bell
• Dick Shawn Sylvester Marcus
• Phil Silvers Otto Meyer
• Terry-Thomas Terry-Thomas Lt.Col. J. Algernon Hawthorne
• Jonathan Winters Lennie Pike
• Edie Adams Monica Crump
• Dorothy Provine Emeline Marcus-Finch
• Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson Second cab driver
• Jim Backus Tyler Fitzgerald
• Ben Blue Biplane pilot
• Joe E. Brown Union official
• Alan Carney Police sergeant
• Chick Chandler Detective outside Chinese laundromat
• Barrie Chase Sylvester's girlfriend
• Lloyd Corrigan The Mayor
• William Demarest Police Chief Aloysius
• Andy Devine Sheriff of Crockett County
• Selma Diamond Ginger Culpepper
• Peter Falk Third cab driver
• Norman Fell Detective at Grogan's crash site
• Paul Ford Col. Wilberforce
• Stan Freberg Deputy sheriff
• Louise Glenn Billie Sue Culpepper
• Leo Gorcey First cab driver
• Sterling Holloway Fire Chief
• Edward Everett Horton Mr. Dinckler
• Marvin Kaplan Irwin
• Buster Keaton Jimmy the Crook
• Don Knotts Nervous Motorist
• Charles Lane Airport manager
• Mike Mazurki Miner
• Charles McGraw Lt. Matthews
• Cliff Norton Reporter
• Zasu Pitts Gertie
• Carl Reiner Tower controller at Rancho Conejo
• Madlyn Rhue Secretary Schwartz
• Roy Roberts Policeman outside Irwin & Ray's Garage
• Arnold Stang Ray
• Nick Stewart Migrant truck driver
• Joe DeRita Fireman
• Larry Fine Fireman
• Moe Howard Fireman
• Sammee Tong Chinese laundryman
• Jesse White Radio tower operator at Rancho Conejo
• Jimmy Durante Smiler Grogan
• Jack Benny Man in car in desert
• Paul Birch Policeman
• John Clarke Helicoper Pilot
• Stanley Clements Detective in squad room
• Howard Da Silva Airport Officer
• Minta Durfee Bit part
• Roy Engel Patrolman / Police radio voice unit F-14
• James Flavin Patrolman
• Nicholas Georgiade Detective at Grogan's crash site
• Stacy Harris Police radio voice unit F-7
• Don C. Harvey Policeman in helicopter
• Allen Jenkins Police officer
• Robert Karnes Police Officer Simmy
• Tom Kennedy Traffic cop
• Harry Lauter Police dispatcher
• Ben Lessy George
• Bobo Lewis Pilot's wife
• Jerry Lewis Man who runs over hat
• Bob Mazurki Eddie
• Barbara Pepper Bit part
• Eddie Ryder Air traffic control tower staffer
• Charles Sherlock Crowd Extra
• Eddie Smith Extra
• Doodles Weaver Hardware Store Clerk