Piranha 3DD (2012)

dir: John Gulager

After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.

Cast:

Katrina Bowden Shelby
Danielle Panabaker Maddy
Christopher Lloyd Mr. Goodman
Ving Rhames Deputy Fallon
Chris Zylka Kyle
Jean-Luc Bilodeau Josh
Gary Busey Clayton
David Hasselhoff Himself
Jacqueline MacInnes Wood Alex
David Koechner Chet
Tabitha Taylor Lifeguard
Meagan Tandy Ashley Fallon
Elise Neal Jenina Fallon
Paul Scheer Andrew Cunningham
Sam Jones III Thomas Fallon
Clu Gulager Mo
Matt Bush Barry
Cody Kennedy Lifeguard Cody
Marta Zolynska Bella
Shanica Knowles Kendra
Adrian Martinez Big Dave
Sierra Fisk Bethany
Naomi Snieckus Pearl
Paul James Jordan Travis
Kathy Sue Holtorf Mandy
Michael Algieri Theo Fallon
Beth Powder Cannonball Girl
Jenna Hurt Rochelle
Alisa Harris Hysteric
Katie Garner Lizzie
Karen Malina Josh's Mom in Hospital
Michael L. Kuhn Male Staffer
David Schifter Bite Victim's Father
Michael Faulkner Swimmer
Richard Wes Howren Water Park Patron
Tyler Vivencio Luke
Sheila Brothers Bloody Bather
Truman Brothers Staring Kid
Beth Gosnell Saved Dead Woman
Sierra Holmes Bather
Sylvia Jefferies Young Mom
Matthew Lintz Freckled Boy
Livia Milano Dying Bikini Girl
Joe Montanti Water Park Monkey Man
Stacy Rabon Fearful Woman
Michael J Roberts Hospital Patient
Pat Thomas Bather
Robert Wilmoth Boy discovering corpses
Melissa Anne Young Bikini Girl

vintitres rated Piranha 3DD

4 stars

AmandaAllen rated Piranha 3DD

9 stars

arzinger rated Piranha 3DD

3 stars

Mutt rated Piranha 3DD

3 stars

tasha-robinson added a review of Piranha 3DD

For the much-cheaper-looking sequel, Piranha 3DD, director John Gulager mostly seems to be trying to see how much he can degrade the old "Jaws" formula and still have it interpreted as pa... Read the review

tasha-robinson rated Piranha 3DD

2 stars

neil-genzlinger added a review of Piranha 3DD

The director, John Gulager, has no idea how to mix his ingredients to create a savvy self-parody. Read the review

neil-genzlinger rated Piranha 3DD

2 stars

stephanie-zacharek-movieline added a review of Piranha 3DD

"Piranha 3D" was ridiculous, gory and fun, everything Piranha 3DD is not. Read the review

stephanie-zacharek-movieline rated Piranha 3DD

3 stars

nick-pinkerton added a review of Piranha 3DD

Add to this that it takes place in the town of Merkin, and you'll get an idea of the labored spirit of dirty-old-man humor that prevails. Read the review

nick-pinkerton rated Piranha 3DD

3 stars

marc-savlov added a review of Piranha 3DD

Disappointingly, Piranha 3DD, the inevitable sequel to the remake, has none of Dante's wit, Aja's directorial skills, or Greg Nicotero's grotesqueries. Read the review

marc-savlov rated Piranha 3DD

2 stars

stephen-cole added a review of Piranha 3DD

Piranha 3DD is overcrowded and pointlessly mean. The stunt casting of David Hasselhoff playing himself, riffing off his infamous 2007 drunken home video, gets in the way of the storyline. Read the review

stephen-cole rated Piranha 3DD

5 stars

ed-gonzalez added a review of Piranha 3DD

John Gulager is neither artist nor genius, bringing only straight-to-video conviction to Piranha 3DD. Read the review

ed-gonzalez rated Piranha 3DD

3 stars

neil-smith added a review of Piranha 3DD

"Welcome to rock bottom!" sighs Hasselhoff at one stage, pretty much summing up this textbook exercise in sloppy seconds. Here's hoping the piranhas have a better agent than he does. Read the review

neil-smith rated Piranha 3DD

4 stars