Cast:

• Marlon Wayans Darryl Witherspoon
• Brad Dourif Dr. Wheedon
• Esther Scott Denise Witherspoon
• Debra Jo Rupp Fertility Clinic Attendant
• Mark Christopher Lawrence Wig Shop Owner
• Matthew Lillard Tim LaFlour
• David Spade Scott Thorpe
• Tamara Taylor Janice
• John Ingle Economics Professor
• Rip Torn Randall Tyson
• Ernie Lively Coach Brandau
• Jenette Goldstein Nurse Alvarez
• Kenya Moore Lorraine
• Constance Zimmer Zestfully Clean Woman
• Ken Lerner Dean Barlow
• Patrick O'Neill Waiter #1
• Ross Rayburn Waiter #2
• Jeanne Diehl Banquet Guest
• Jennie Vaughn Pastry Chef
• Richard McGonagle Robert Bellweather
• Cee Cee Michaela Tonya
• Michael Dean Ester Chet
• Greg Grunberg Steve
• Mike Butters Hockey Referee
• Orlando Brown Brandon Witherspoon
• Angelique Parry April Witherspoon
• Tino Williams Darius Witherspoon
• Brenden Jefferson Lyndell Witherspoon
• Greg Wilson Monte Card Shark
• Jeff Garlin Arlo Vickers
• Patrick Ewing Himself
• Michelle Brookhurst Drug Intervention Student
• Alexander Enberg Drug Intervention Student
• Manu Intiraymi Drug Intervention Student
• Michael D. Weatherred Kern
• Vicellous Reon Shannon Carter
• Kevin Cooney Mr. Thorpe
• Ivar Brogger Economics Coach
• Cyia Batten Punk Waitress
• Jack Shearer Vice Chair Federal Reserve
• Joe Basile Security Guard
• Darrel Heath Shady Guy
• Thom Gossom Jr. Clothing Salesman
• Sierra Pasteur Smythe / Bates Receptionist
• Len Costanza Board Member
• Jeremy Paul Meldrum Smythe / Bates Finalist
• Kevin Downes Smythe / Bates Finalist
• Branden R. Morgan Smythe / Bates Finalist
• Sherman Hemsley Smythe / Bates Doorman