Immortals (2011) (3D) - Tarsem Singh

Plot - It's ancient Greece, King Hyperion, is looking for the Bow of Epicurus to unleash the Titans to....oh f**k it it's nonsense. Needless to say Henry Cavil's Theseus is there to save the day and possibly have his way with the prophet, Phaedra, played by Friedo Pinto.

Thoughts - Boring. Really, really boring.

I'm pretty familiar with my Greek mythology but even I was stuggling at times to follow who was who. Especially the 'gods' of Olympus; Zeus and Athena were the only ones I could keep track off the rest looked like male models just wearing togas. People died, battles were fought and I just did not care.

I had to ammuse myself by watching Cavil and imaging how good a job he might do with the Superman re-boot. Initial thoughts are decent. He's got the look and he spouts nonsensical dialogue convincingly enough.

Plus the 3D was AGAIN totally extraneous.

2/10