Profil użytkownika whatismyname

Za masukudo gâru: Joshi kôsei wa kaizô ningen (2008)

One of the worst movies in recent memory. The short 45 minute runtime is such a relief. The acting, fighting, story, anything and everything, were terrible.

Crossover (2006)

If you like basketball, don't watch this film

Doom (2005)

Terribly executed, action scenes weren't even special. I'm glad they added the scene with the gun in the first person view, that alone ismost of my rating.

Diary of the Dead (2007)

Haven't seen much from Romero, but from what I have, I don't think I'll be watching more from him.

Wizards (1977)

The animation is what you expect from the 70s. The voice acting was horrible as well as a crapload of plot holes.

Shamo (2007)

The story was weak, tried to have many things going on, but it really backfired and turned to crap. The acting was atrocious, I wasn't expecting all that much from this action film, but much more than want was given. The only bright side was the fighting, and that too wasn't exceptional...

Logan's Run (1976)

I couldn't take the god-awful acting, mistakes/goofs, crappy story, etc. Too much for me.

Dante 01 (2008)

This had the same feeling as Andromeda Strain. Both started out promising, but was ultimately destroyed with terrible plotholes.
[SPOILER]In order to get manual control of the ship, you have to go to the prisoner's quarters and go through coolant? What was up with the psychedelic ending?

Beautiful (2000)

This was terrible. The acting was atrocious and the execution of the story was weak. The first five minutes gives you a glimpse of what to expect for the next hour and a half. If you want to see this film because of Ki-duk Kim's involvement like I did, get ready for a disappointment, nowhere near the level you've come to expect from him.

Balls of Fury (2007)

I thought this was supposed to be a comedy...

The Andromeda Strain (2008)

The first part of this gave me hope that it would be enjoyable, but the second half erased all of that.

You, the Living (2007)

Didn't work for me, just found it boring, slow, and unfunny.

Wild Wild West (1999)

Salma Hayek's ass doesn't save this film.

Vantage Point (2008)

Why o why? The trailer made this look like it was going to be a thriller, one that made you think about all the clues and try to come up with the culprit. Didn't quite turn out that way. The first part of the movie was actually good, suspense was built, but it seems like they lost the script and winged the rest of the movie.

Transporter 3 (2008)

Every action scene is sped up to make it look more 'badass', most of it bland. The baddie is someone you wouldn't mistake as a fighter (crazy mofo, yes). The chick is so damn annoying, get a mannequin and the acting would approve. Cars sinking, so let me take the air from the tire and make the car float..So much wrong with this film its not even funny..

Traitor (2008)

The beginning with the car exploding was crap. Nothing in this film really is a shocker, all pretty bland. It felt recycled, just a lot of other movies combined to make this one.

Trade (2007)

The story of human trafficking is a great topic for a movie, but this movie didn't do the subject justice. There were just too many little scenes that weren't done right that made me disinterested.

THX-1138 (1971)

Why can't he just make a movie and be happy with it, stop with all the changes to your films...